Roadkill

Roadkill is a really good friend. His phone number is:
Iam-not-cool
His portrait:

His face looks like a baby, but he's pretty muscular. He's ugly, but he's nice too. <3
He took this picture:

He also took this:

And this:

(F.Y.I., His muscles are so strong, I think I don't want him in my house because he might destroy it.)
Do ya think I am gonna accuse him of how derpy he is?
Do ya think he would'nt pound ya?
(Answer: yes, he would pound ya.)